Monday, April 18, 2016

Playoffs – Opening Round Weekend

A few thoughts:
  • Blowouts Galore
  • Starting 5 worst teammates
Blowouts Galore

Remember in 2014 with the opening round was incredible? When seemingly every series went to 7 and provided us highlight after highlight? Remember Lillard dropping the Rockets? Or Vince Carter turning back the clock?

This opening weekend seems to suggest those type of highlights will be few and far between in round 1. The average margin of victory was over 20 points a game – not a great sign for competitive basketball going forward.

This type of aberration does not require wholesale changes to the current seeding structure. I expect the one eastern blowout (Heat vs. Hornets) to be much closer moving forward. The west however, is a completely different animal. The west is so top heavy that more blowouts are on the horizon.

Silver lining…. It is setting things up for an excellent second round

Starting 5 Worst Teammates

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Playoff basketball is great because you get to see the best basketball players from the best league go toe to toe in high leverage situations. This type of environment gives fans the opportunity to see the best at their best.  Watching these games this weekend is a reminder that these guys are better at basketball on their worst day then I am at anything else on my best day. But just cause these dudes are talented doesn’t mean they’d be fun to play with.

While I was watching the Rockets this past weekend, I wondered, which NBA players (Playoff teams only) would I least like to play with? The initial answer is the entire Rockets roster. This squad is a master class in terrible body language, ball hogging and selfishness. So in order to challenge myself I’ll only allow one Rockets player. Because copy and pasting their bush league squad into my lineup would be too easy

Remember this doesn’t mean these guys aren’t talented it just means they suck at being a teammate

Without further ado….

PG – Reggie Jackson (Pistons) – This guy pounds the ball forever. No one wants to play with a guy who dribbles and dribbles and dribbles and goes absolutely nowhere. He runs a heavy PnR offense, so part of this is by design, but he takes it too the extreme.

SG – Dion Waiters (Thunder) – If this guy was half as talented as he thinks he was he’d be in the running for MVP. Nothing is ever his fault and he specializes at taking inopportune and inefficient shots. He is the MVP of calling for the ball every possession like he has a 5 foot white dude guarding him

SF – Lance Stephenson (Grizzlies) – Might go off for 20 points. Might blow into someone’s ear, might throw a tantrum in the middle of a possession. With the direction this series is headed, and the Grizz are down 3-0 I wouldn’t be surprised if he just walked off the court mid game… anything is possible.

PF– LeBron James (Cavaliers) – He’s the second best player in basketball and a probably a top 10 player ever. He also sends out cryptic social media messages like he’s a 15-year-old girl. I know he makes the right pass, and is unselfish on the court. This doesn’t mean he’s a great teammate. Great teammates aren’t as passive aggressive as my Mom and they don’t call out dudes on twitter/instagram

C – Dwight Howard (Rockets) – Listen I know he’s actually played decently this year and I understand he plays with a black hole (albeit a talented one). Howard’s one of those teammates that gives up at the first sign of trouble. Him and his teammates are so ready to pack it in it’s ridiculous. Shout out to Dwight for carrying the torch for the Rockets on this list.

6th Man– Charlie Villanueva (Mavericks) Bro why you trying to ruin Westbrook’s flow…let my dude dance man. Nothing worse than a scrub player doing stupid stuff to try and get under a star players skin. Nobody wants to be on a team with folks like this


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